Monday, March 10, 2014

Once Upon A Time (I Knew You Were Trouble by Taylor Swift)

Once Upon A Time
A few fandoms ago
You were really bored
So we made a show
On ABC
On ABC
On ABC
Well we guess you loved it
'Cuz now you're all stuck
In our fairytale world
While we make some bucks
Off you
Off you
Off you
Now you're all gone
Crazy
Over Storybrooke
Take that baby!
Now you're stuck on Once Upon A Time
And you can't get free
Yeah, I knew that you were going to be mine
When it premiered on TV
And now you're stuck on Once Upon A Time
You're waiting for the brand new series!
AH! AH! AH!
Once Upon A Time!
AH! AH! AH!
Once Upon A Time!
No apologies, we always make you cry
And keep you wondering
Who is going to die
Next week
Next week
Next week
Well who's it going to be
Neal or Captain Hook?
How 'bout that evil queen?
And all the lives she took
Heartlessly, heartlessly, heartlessly
Now we're on the ground
Sobbing
'Cuz Rumple's gone
Beyond saving...
We are stuck on Once Upon A Time
Do you want Captain Swan?
I wish that Graham could have been mine!
Has good finally won?
We are stuck on Once Upon A Time
Now we're crying on the cold hard ground
AH! AH! AH!
Once Upon A Time!
AH! AH! AH!
Once Upon A Time!
And the saddest fear
Comes creeping in
That Emma won't remember
Her mom and dad
Or anyone, or anything...
NO!
We're obsessed with Once Upon A Time
The wait is killing me
Why can't everything be just fine
Now we're lying on the cold hard ground
AH! AH! AH!
The Enchanted Forest!
AH! AH! AH!
City of Storybrooke...
I know that this blog is not quite a plethora of parodies yet, but believe me I'm working on it. Currently I have two more Doctor Who parodies in the works, a Once Upon A Time ditty, a sprinkling of Star Trek, a pinch of Chronicles of Narnia, an idea for a Sherlock, a possible Hunger Games one, of course some Harry Potter, and an almost complete Tom Hiddleston parody of a Taylor Swift song. So please hang tight, bear with me, don't hate, and love up on fandoms. If you have any requests, please write 'em down, and I'll see what I can do.

Time Lord (sung to the tune of Dark Horse by Katy Perry)

(TARDIS noise)
Yeah, y'all know what it is?
Matt Smith, David Tenant
Uhuh let's rage.
Doctor: I knew you were
            You were gonna come to me
            And here you are
            But you better choose carefully
            'Cuz I am capable of anything
            Of anything
            And everything
            I am a man from Galifrey
            I am the one and only
            Doctor. Don't make me your enemy
            Your enemy
            Your enemy
            So you wanna die by sonics
            Well you should know what you're fighting for
            Do you dare to do this daleks?
            Cuz' I'm coming at you like a time lord!
            Are you ready for
            A time war?
            Cuz' once we fight
            There's no going back.
Dalek: Mark my words
            I will exterminate
            The Doctor
            The Doctor eliminate
            Let's fight on earth
            If you choose to walk away
            Don't walk away
            Give us the TARDIS right now baby
            It's a yes or a no
            No maybe
            So just be sure
            Before you give it up to me
            Up to me
            Give it up to me
            So you wanna fight the daleks
            Well you should know who you're fighting for
            Do you dare to use your sonic
            And prove that you're a time lord
            Are you ready for
            The oncoming storm
            Cuz' once you die
            You can't regenerate!


Sunday, March 9, 2014

Welcome. Fandom parodies are my cup of tea. I will be posting parodies that I wrote myself originally. Please no plagiarizing or stealing. I will be putting my name on all these so none of it. Thanks.